I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
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I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
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Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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