So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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