we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
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There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
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It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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