I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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