I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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