Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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