My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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