What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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