This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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