Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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