We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
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Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
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Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
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