id be glad to
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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