are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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