You don't have asthma, your pregnant
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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