Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
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when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I love how my cats smell like pot.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
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It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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