Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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