Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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