The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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