So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
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