Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
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it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
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Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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