Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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