jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
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nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
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no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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