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you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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