maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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