let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
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A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I wear drunk well.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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