O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
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She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
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Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?