PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
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We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
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You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.