I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
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Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
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he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.