carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Randomize
