i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
just come out here and I will go home with you...
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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