did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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