what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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