I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
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After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
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I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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