it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
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for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
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do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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