VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
