I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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