My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
He kissed a someone with a penis
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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