I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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