He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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