Just mADE A PArabola og urine
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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