NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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