dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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