i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
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the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
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Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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