You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
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