So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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