Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
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Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
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She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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