ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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