ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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