Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
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So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
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The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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