The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
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Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
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I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
you never un-have a 4some
The Olympian is in my bed
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Randomize