Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
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