ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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