I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
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Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
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All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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