fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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