Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
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I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
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The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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