You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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