He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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