Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
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i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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