do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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