There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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