yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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