I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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